Saturday, 10 January 2026

REVIEW: Primate (2026 Film) - Starring Johnny Sequoyah, Jessica Alexander, and Troy Kotsur

Review by Jon Donnis

Primate wastes no time setting its stall out. Director Johannes Roberts opens with a blunt, nasty prologue in rural Hawaii, where a veterinarian meets a gruesome end at the hands of a pet chimpanzee. It is an immediate statement of intent and a reminder that this film is not interested in subtlety. From that moment on, the film locks into survival mode and rarely lets up.


The story rewinds 36 hours to introduce Lucy, returning home after years away, alongside a group of friends whose relationships are already fraying at the edges. The location does a lot of heavy lifting. Lucy's family home, carved into a cliff face with an exposed infinity pool, is both striking and inherently threatening. Roberts understands the power of space, and the house quickly becomes a trap rather than a sanctuary.


At the centre of it all is Ben the chimpanzee, a family pet raised with unusual care and intelligence. Through soundboard software developed by Lucy's late mother, Ben is able to communicate in short phrases, which gives him an unsettling presence even before things turn violent. Once rabies enters the picture, the film leans hard into feral horror. Ben becomes unpredictable, cruel, and frighteningly physical. The performance work and effects make him the undeniable star of the film. Every appearance crackles with tension, and his slasher-like method of picking off the group one by one is executed with savage enthusiasm.


Roberts and co-writer Ernest Riera keep the storytelling brutally simple. There is very little interest in expanding the mythology or pausing for emotional depth. Instead, the focus is on pressure, movement, and escalation. The extended pool sequence is a standout, using Ben's fear of water to create a cruel standoff that feels both inventive and claustrophobic. The kills are gnarly, efficient, and unapologetically mean spirited, firmly placing Primate in B-movie territory with a decent budget behind it.


The cast largely exists to be hunted, but they serve their purpose well enough. Johnny Sequoyah gives Lucy enough grounding to keep the film from becoming completely hollow, while Troy Kotsur brings a welcome seriousness as Adam, the deaf father whose delayed realisation of the danger adds another layer of tension. The film's final moments, particularly the chilling use of Ben's soundboard, land with a nasty little sting rather than emotional closure.


That said, Primate is built almost entirely from familiar horror beats. Every cliché is here, from the isolated location to the doomed side characters making questionable decisions. The film knows this and does not try to disguise it. If you are looking for originality or depth, you will not find much. The narrative is sparse, sometimes barely holding together, and the film relies heavily on momentum to stop you from questioning it.

Fortunately, the short runtime works in its favour. At under 90 minutes, Primate moves too quickly to outstay its welcome. It is uncomplicated, visceral, and designed to be consumed in one breathless sitting. The lack of story becomes part of the appeal rather than a flaw, provided expectations are kept in check.

Primate is a blood curdling, efficient slice of natural horror that knows exactly what it is. It is all horror, very little story, and just enough invention to keep things entertaining. For fans in need of a fast, nasty fix, it more than does the job.

I score Primate a generous 7.5 out of 10.



Friday, 9 January 2026

PREVIEW: Miss Moxy (2026 Film) - "A Journey Home for All Ages"

Miss Moxy

Preview by Jon Donnis

Inspired by an astonishing true story, Miss Moxy is set to charm family audiences when it arrives in UK and Irish cinemas from 16th January, bringing warmth, adventure and a gentle sense of wonder to the big screen.


At the heart of the film is Miss Moxy herself, a pampered city cat whose comfortable life is turned upside down while on holiday in France. After being kidnapped, she manages to escape and is suddenly thrust into a vast and unfamiliar world. What follows is an epic journey across Europe, filled with unexpected challenges and moments of quiet reflection.


Along the way, Miss Moxy forms an unlikely bond with two travelling companions. A clumsy but loyal dog and a wise old swallow help guide her path home, each offering their own perspective on survival, trust and companionship. Together, the trio navigate the road ahead, learning that friendship can come from the most surprising places.


Beyond the adventure, the film carries a heartfelt message about acceptance and self discovery. Miss Moxy's journey is as much about finding her way home as it is about understanding who she really is once her old comforts are stripped away.


The story is rooted in real life, inspired by the remarkable true tale of Boo, a tabby cat who found her way back home after 13 years. That extraordinary journey adds an extra layer of emotional resonance, grounding the animation in something deeply human and relatable.


With its beautiful animation and uplifting tone, Miss Moxy promises a touching cinematic experience for audiences of all ages. 

Presented by Dazzler Media, this family friendly adventure opens in UK and Irish cinemas from 16th January.


Wednesday, 7 January 2026

PREVIEW: The Death Of Robin Hood (2026 Film) - Starring Hugh Jackman and Jodie Comer

The Death Of Robin Hood

Preview by Jon Donnis

The legend of Robin Hood has been told countless times, but this new film takes a very different path. The Death of Robin Hood is a darker reimagining of the familiar tale, stripping away the romance and heroics to focus on the cost of a life shaped by violence. Coming soon to UK and Ireland cinemas, the film is released by True Brit Entertainment and A24.


Directed by Michael Sarnoski, whose previous work includes Pig and A Quiet Place. Day One, the film leans into a more grounded and introspective tone. This is Robin Hood set firmly of its time, a world that feels worn down by bloodshed and regret rather than adventure.

Hugh Jackman takes on the role of Robin Hood, presenting the character as a battleworn loner haunted by his past. After a life defined by crime and murder, this version of Robin is left gravely injured following a battle he believed would be his final stand. Stripped of certainty and strength, he is forced to confront what remains of the man behind the legend.


Jodie Comer stars as a mysterious woman who becomes central to Robin's fate. In her care, he is offered something he may never have believed possible. A chance at salvation. Their connection forms the emotional core of the story, suggesting redemption may still exist even for those who feel beyond saving.

The supporting cast adds further weight to the film, with Bill Skarsgård, Murray Bartlett and Noah Jupe all featured. Together, they help build a version of this world that feels harsh, intimate and unflinching.


The Death of Robin Hood promises a thoughtful and unsettling take on a well known myth. Rather than celebrating the legend, it examines the damage left behind when the fighting ends. This is not a story about becoming a hero. It is about facing the consequences of being one.

Tuesday, 6 January 2026

PREVIEW: Tim Travers and the Time Traveler’s Paradox (2026 Film) - Bringing Multiversal Chaos to UK Screens

Preview by Jon Donnis

Tim Travers and the Time Traveler's Paradox is a sci fi comedy centred on a self-absorbed scientist whose attempt to solve the time traveller's paradox spirals wildly out of control. The film follows Tim Travers, an inventor convinced he can crack one of time travel's most mind bending problems through a direct and extreme experiment.

Played by Samuel Dunning, Tim builds his own time machine and travels back one minute with the intention of killing his younger self. When he carries out the experiment and the world appears completely unchanged, the result only deepens the mystery. Instead of answers, Tim is left with more questions, pushing him into a reckless quest to prove his hypothesis.

The consequences are immediate and disastrous. Multiple versions of Tim begin to exist at the same time, each branching off into new realities and causing escalating mayhem. The universe was bad enough with one Tim Travers. With several running around, chaos becomes unavoidable. As these different versions collide, the story explores love, friendship and scientific discovery, all while each Tim is hunted by a mysterious hitman determined to eliminate them.

Written and directed by Stimson Snead, the film is adapted from his short of the same name and marks his feature debut. Snead blends humour and heart while playfully engaging with the familiar theories and contradictions surrounding time travel. The result is a fast moving and entertaining film that leans into its eccentric characters, witty script and fun visual style.

The cast also includes Felicia Day, Joel McHale, Keith David and Danny Trejo. Following its festival run, including a screening at Grimmfest 2024 where it earned praise galore, Tim Travers and the Time Traveler's Paradox is now set for its UK wide digital release.

The film arrives on digital from 26 January, courtesy of GrimmVision.


Saturday, 3 January 2026

NEWS: UK Cinema’s Biggest Hits of 2025: Top 10 Revealed

By Jon Donnis

The UK cinema scene in 2025 was dominated by a mix of franchise favourites, adaptations, and animated hits, with audiences turning out in big numbers. Leading the charge was A Minecraft Movie, which grossed over £56 million, proving that video game adaptations can still capture the public's imagination.
Close behind, Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy drew roughly £46 million, showing the enduring appeal of familiar characters. The musical spectacle Wicked: For Good also performed strongly, raking in around £44 million, while Disney's remake of Lilo & Stitch pulled in over £36 million. Dinosaur fans flocked to Jurassic World Rebirth, which made nearly £36 million, rounding out the top five.
Superheroes and action franchises continued to attract large audiences. Superman earned about £28 million, and Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning followed closely with over £26 million. Disney's The Fantastic Four: First Steps brought in roughly £24 million, while How to Train Your Dragon continued its franchise success with over £23 million. Finally, Zootropolis 2 secured the tenth spot with more than £22 million.
Here is the full UK top ten box office list for 2025:
2025 proved to be a strong year for UK cinemas, with audiences embracing a mix of nostalgia, big‑budget spectacles, and family-friendly animations. Franchise films and adaptations clearly dominated, cementing their place as the biggest box office draws in the UK.